T'ana's Log

Published 3/2/2022

Axiom turning into Doctor T'ana "Hey! This is my first log - I'm supposed to make these every now and then apparently. So, some Trekkies at the convention I'm in right now asked if I'd wanna do some role play stuff with them, and it turns out that they still needed someone to play the chief medical officer! It sounds like a fun role to be in, though I'm not much of a doctor, mind you. I've even been given a costume to wear, and there's a few rooms that've been set up to look like some of the key sections of a Starfleet ship here! Everyone that I've spoken to has been in-character so far - I thought that there would've been some kind of setup beforehand, though I guess it's normal to just jump straight into it instead? I've never tried anything like this before." "Okay, I'm freaking out. Like a lot. I can't find the exit to this place anywhere- it can't be this big! When I look out of the windows, all I can see is thousands of stars and the darkness of space... I can't find my old clothing anywhere either! I had put my phone in my lab coat pocket, though when I just went to check on it, there was a tricorder in its place... I an't think straight anymore, I wasn't trained for any of this! At least I don't think I was... I'm itchy, tired and my voice sounds all weird and raspy... I feel... alien, almost. I think that I should probably run some tests on myself to see what's wrong with me. At least, as soon as I can remember how to actually use a damn tricorder. It'll come back to me soon, I can feel it..." "So then, I just did a few check-ups on myself and I can't see anything that's wrong with me, though I still can't remember much of what happened today either. Ensign what's-her-name said that she heard me pacing through medbay earlier, babbling on about something involving the 21st century and... Trekkies, I think she said? The fuck is that supposed to be? I couldn't tell if she was making some weird human joke I don't know about, or... something else? Ugh, maybe stress is making me act up... though I'm always stressed. I'll see if I can book some time in the holodeck soon anyhow, that should help a bit. Hm, maybe even do a bit of rock climbing? Fuck me, I'm getting too old to deal with all of this shit. This drink isn't strong enough. I'm going to my quarters."

Axiom becoming everyone's favourite coffee-addicted Caitian doctor, T'ana through a little bit of reality bending at a local convention.

T'ana's Log