Roxanne's Happy Birthday

Published 9/25/2023

Isabella holding a Roxanne Wolf mask which snaps onto her face. An announcer mentions its someone's birthday as Isabella forcefully turns into Roxanne Wolf before singing 'Happy Fazbear birthday' leaning back on a table and waggling her finger. "We heard it's someone's very special birthday!" "What th- oh no!" "Everyone is looking! I can't sing- h-happy s-s" "That's right superstar! Looks like Roxy is so excited she's gonna come over and sing a song just for you" "Sup-per starrr-" "Happy Fazbear Birthday! Pizza and Cakes! Open all your presents until your tummy aches!"

Fazbear entertainment has several guarantees- fun pizzatastic food, games as far as the eye can see, and if it's your birthday, you're the superstar. So, if you ask for Roxanne wolf to give you a special birthday song, Roxanne wolf if gonna give you a special birthday song.

If she isn't around? They'll find some poor schmuck- slap a mask on her, have it merge and rapidly convert her into a wolf robot, recode her with some loud royalty free birthday music and Roxy will be up and at 'em to sing a company branded song non-animatronics wouldn't be caught dead doing. And afterwards, maybe keep them around, plenty more superstars are gonna want a private song with 'The Best'- particularly a group of rowdy teenagers making the 'cringy robot' sing for one of their mates over and over again.

Poor Isabella can't handle the strength of that programming.

(The song Roxy's singing is based on one from Ruin)