Oxbow's Cafe - Twimp Day

Oxbow ’s

Nestled in the heart of Mailor, amidst its winding streets and vibrant architecture, Oxbow’s is more than a café - it is a haven. Here, the ordinary act of sharing a meal or sipping a drink intertwines with Schism Earth’s extraordinary power - where transformation is not a mere fantasy, but a certainty. In this world, sentient beings transform into the selves they have always longed to be, their true forms unfolding like petals in their own time... in Oxbow’s, however, this process is accelerated. This establishment has been built to offer valued customers, such as yourself, comfort.
Relax with us, and discover who you are to become alongside good company and a nice, thematic bite to eat! Oxbow’s holds its own story within the greater story of Mailor.
Once known as the Maiden Menagerie, the café has been reimagined and reborn into what you see today, with our late friend Zachary Formine having created the Manifestors that produce the food we serve. What was once a smaller gathering spot has become a cornerstone of the town: a place of rest, conversation, and gentle transformation. Though the name has changed, the heart remains the same - connection, care, and community.
Everything served here is prepared with care, drawn from recipes that blend tradition with invention. Our staff make everything right here, specifically tailored to each individual, so you’ll be sure to find something that’s perfect for you… or perfect to who you shortly will become. Our café is a place where masks fall away, where one’s truest self is nurtured without judgment. For some, that might mean quietly savoring a drink in the corner as subtle shifts take root. For others, it might mean conversing across tables, making new friends through the shared interests and stories of change. However you arrive, however you become, Oxbow’s embraces you.
So we welcome you to stay as long as you wish. Let time bend and soften here. Let the magic of Schism Earth find you - amplified here, and become the best version of yourself!

Menu

1. Cream Orange Paratha
This golden flatbread is lovingly pan-fried until its layers shimmer with a buttery sheen, with a creamy orange filling being added that bursts with citrusy goodness. Lightly dusted with powdered sugar and served warm, this paratha is a nice comfort for a weary adventurer, and is certain to infuse you with Nia’s bold spirit - each bite is sure to bring you closer to channeling her energy!
2. Fruity Tangerine Rum
Spiced Rum flavoured strongly with fermented tangerines, sharp, rich and smokey. Feel that warm buzz in only one piece that’ll give you that confidence and power of Nami.
2. Hearty Knight’s Stew
A rustic pot of slow-simmered goodness, this broth brims with tender chunks of root vegetables, hearty beans, and succulent cuts of beef that melt apart after hours of gentle cooking. Infused with sprigs of thyme and a hint of smoked paprika, it delivers a rich flavour with every spoonful. Served with bread for dipping, it’s a feast fit for a knight returning from a long day of battle or training. Consuming this hearty meal will fill you with Captain Brynneth’s commanding presence and valor. The robust flavors steel your resolve and bolster your courage, helping you embody the strength, loyalty, and noble spirit of this steadfast warrior.
3. Tasty Tonic
A sparkling elixir that shimmers like starlight. Not only does this tonic heal poison and negative ailments, but it also balances a tangy citrus kick with a subtle berry sweetness - it’s the perfect potion for those who are craving something different, but simultaneously comforting. Drinking this will bring out your inner shadow, helping you attune to Vivian’s mysterious yet endearing nature.
4. Bellbridge Midnight
A soothing tea made under the moonlight, Bellbridge Midnight, named after the town of the same name, is a dark, velvety brew sweetened with golden honey with subtle notes of lavender and star anise. Tiny motes of shimmering energy drift across its surface, glowing faintly as though infused with fragments of dreams... drinking this will fill you to the brim with NiGHTS’ free, and somewhat immature, spirit.
5. Cherry Pie
A dessert consisting of golden pastry cradling a luscious filling of plump, ruby-red cherries that burst with juiciness. The crust is perfectly crisp, its edges brushed with glaze. Indulgent and refined, this desert is a timeless classic reborn in fashion fit for a pharaoh, allowing Ankha’s elegance and poise to settle over you. With every bite, you’ll embody her regal demeanor and commanding presence more.
7. Chalk
Nothing much else to it, barring the acceleration enchantments on it- bitter, chalky and definitely not usually edible unless you’re becoming someone as flouting of the rules as Susie, feel that bite go through as you become stronger, more confident and able to write your own story.
8. Dulce de Leche Crepes
Paper-thin crepes, lightly browned and delicately folded, conceal a heart of smooth, golden dulce de leche within. A dusting of powdered sugar and a drizzle of warm sauce crown the dish, served with some diced banana on the side - perfect for anyone seeking a treat that feels light yet full of energy. Enjoying these crepes will infuse you with Sash Lilac’s very being, helping you embody her speed and agility
9. Digital Chocolate
Shimmering code made edible, Digital Chocolate is a simplistic treat rendered in the world of the artificial - a pleasant bite to eat for a non-biological entity. Even if you don’t need to eat per se, there’s no harm in enjoying the taste of a classic sweet treat like this, with deep cocoa richness intertwined with hints of salted caramel. Tasting Digital Chocolate will connect you to Nicole the Holo-Lynx’s digital essence, with each block of the bar drawing you closer to her, letting you step seamlessly into her world of data and light.
10. Toughness 30
Nothing says "I want to be an Umamusume" quite like this blend of savory Carrot Juice and sweet Energy Drink! It'll help you streak across those Elysian fields you dream of on legs as light as the shimmering figures you're chasing, and give you the edge you need in your races to come in the body of Mihono Bourbon.
11. Doenjang Jjigae
A hearty and heartwarming stew, this dish is like a comforting hug in a bowl, and perfect for restoring your spirits after a long journey. The rich, savoury broth, made from fermented soybean paste, is brimming with tender cubes of tofu, crisp vegetables and mushrooms. The flavour is strong, with a gentle heat that warms you from the inside out. This dish is one of Fidget’s favourites to have both whilst on their travels, and in more cozy spots.
12. Fizzarita Tequila
A dazzling cocktail consisting of lime, premium tequila, lemonade and sugar - each sip delivers a tangy, zesty punch. Clownish energy and charismatic bravado are sure to follow as you become Fizzarolli, ready to put on the best shows in the Lust Ring of Hell!
13. 'OK' Blueberry Ice Cream
A dessert that is perfect in its simplicity. A plain cone holds a large scoop of bright blue blueberry ice cream, generously drenched in a rich, dark chocolate sauce with a nice helping of sprinkles on top - just how it’s made at the Snack Falcon, but better! It’s one of Gregg’s favourites, soon to be you, and will give you his care-free attitude and foxy looks.
14. Chilli Dog
This isn't just any old chilli dog; it's a meticulously engineered masterpiece of flavour… or at least it’s a cut above the usual. A plump, juicy frankfurter is nestled in a soft bun, topped with a rich, slow-simmered chilli that's packed with a wide range of spices. A sprinkling of cheddar and finely diced onions complements the chilli, and eating this is sure to give you an extra tail or two as you become Miles 'Tails' Prower!
15. Soy People
A rather… peculiar dish, these dumplings are made to resemble the taste of actual human flesh (please don’t ask how we discover this flavour, it’s a long story). Enjoying this rather mushy mealwill fill you with the magical spirit of Lady Rainicorn, allowing you to float through life with a soul full of song and joy.
16. Coffee and Donut Combo
Perhaps the perfect pairing for a long day on the beat, you can get yourself a coffee that’s strong - a dark roast with a rich, bold flavour alongside sweet glazed donut topped with cinnamon. Eat this and become Officer Jenny, letting you embody her authority and giving you the stamina and clear-headedness to uphold the law and protect your community.
17. Mushroom & Vegetable Soup
A steaming, hearty soup, this broth is simmered to perfection with a garden's worth of fresh vegetables like carrots, potatoes, and celery. While it has been prepared with tender slices of mushrooms to add a rich, earthy taste, they can be easily scooped out and cast aside by those who prefer their bowl without them... such as yourself when you become Izutsumi. Pick and choose what you like!
18. Takoyaki
Perfectly golden and crispy on the outside, these Takoyaki balls hold a gooey centre with tender pieces of octopus, pickled ginger, and green onions. The classic toppings of sweet takoyaki sauce and savoury mayonnaise accompany the takoyaki with flavour that’s both familiar and complex. Devouring this dish will imbue you with Junko's chaotic genius, along with giving you a full belly~
19. Natto
A dish that’s as vibrant and energetic as the Acid Queen herself. Our soybeans are perfectly fermented, creating that signature gooey texture and deep, savoury flavour - served with a dash of mustard, soy sauce, and a sprinkle of chopped green onions. Each bean you have here will fill you more and more with Mina's infectious, bubbly personality and awesome powers!
20. Chocolate Sundae
A dessert with style, this sundae is as cool and confident like a New York City street dog (soon to be you). Two scoops of rich, velvety chocolate ice cream are the foundation, then generously drizzled with a warm, glossy chocolate fudge sauce, topped with a cloud of whipped cream, and finished with a cherry on top. Taking a bite out of this will give you the same savvy and smooth-talking charm as Rita, providing you with the street-smart confidence to handle any situation~
21. Spicy Croquette
A golden, crispy shell gives way to a soft center of seasoned beans with a gentle kick of spice. The contrast between the crunchy coating and the warm, flavorful filling makes each bite satisfying and hearty without being too heavy - a comforting snack with just the right amount of heat. Eating it helps you take on the form of Koyomi Mizuhara, better known as Yomi!
22. Green Tea
A clear, calming brew with a gentle grassy aroma and a smooth, slightly earthy taste. Light on the tongue but refreshing with every sip, it’s the kind of tea that sharpens focus while easing the body.Simple, clean, and timeless… perfect for a quiet moment of balance. Drinking it helps you connect with Master Tigress’s discipline and strength, steadying your mind and centering your spirit so you can embody her power.
23. Classy Strawberry Ice Cream
Cool and creamy with a soft blush-pink hue, this ice cream is packed with the sweetness of ripe strawberries picked right here in Mailor. Each spoonful melts smoothly, balancing fresh fruit flavor with just enough richness to keep it indulgent… perfect for letting you slip into the body of Calvin Allen McMurray, better known as Freckle. This dish reflects your new personality well, and is washed down well with some old-timey soda!
24. Blood Orange Soda
Bold and fizzy, this soda bursts with the punchy citrus flavour of ripe blood oranges (no actual blood included). Sweet with just a touch of tartness, it sparkles on the tongue and leaves behind a refreshing, juicy aftertaste. Drinking it will make sure you take on László’s youthful energy, even if you’re technically getting quite a bit older.
25. Berries & Cream Pie
A flaky, golden-crusted pie filled with sweet mixed berries, served warm so the juices spill with every slice. On the top, a couple of scoops of smooth ice cream slowly melt, and fresh strawberries with a rim of cream around the pastry complete this dish. It’s homely, hearty, and is sure to help you embrace Madeline’s resilience and heart, and give you the strength to keep climbing.
26. Baklava
A treasure trove of flavours, this traditional baklava is a true delight for the senses. Each piece is meticulously crafted with layer upon layer of delicate, flaky pastry, embracing a rich, spiced filling of finely chopped pistachios and walnuts. The entire confection is bathed in a golden, fragrant syrup, making it a dessert that feels as luxurious as a ride on a magic carpet. This sweet isn’t something that can be swiped from an everyday street market, but it’s sure to fill you with the resourcefulness and charm of Aladdin, giving you the wits to win the heart of a princess.
27. Aged Red Wine
Deep in its burgundy colour and rich in aroma, this wine carries notes of dark fruit, oak, and a gentle warmth that lingers after each sip. Smooth and full-bodied, it’s a drink best enjoyed slowly, perhaps in an armchair around a roaring fire. Drinking it brings you closer to Toriel’s nurturing spirit and motherly personality… you might even want to pair this with some butterscotch and cinnamon pie afterwards!
28. Chaos Cola
A vibrant, electrifying drink magically brewed with the essence of pure, untamed energy. This artisanal cola bursts out onto the tastebuds with a shocking jolt of citrus, the liquid itself having a shimmering emerald green sparkle. Having this cola is sure to give you the uncontainable, reckless energy needed to zip through life with the speed and unpredictability of Surge the Tenrec
29. ‘Bepis-Cola’
A more simplistic fizzy drink, intended to help you unwind with a bit of fizz with your friends. Made with a range of herbal ingredients, this cola is brewed the traditional way and is sure to leave a lasting impression thanks to its unique take on a classic cola flavour… it’s also one of Haruhi Suzumiya’s favourites, and you’ll be sure to start taking on their look after a few sips~
30. Rocket Knight Apple Pie
A classic that truly soars above the rest, this apple pie is encased in a flaky, golden-brown crust, with a filling that's a perfectly balanced mixture of tart and sweet apples - slow-baked, with a touch of cinnamon and nutmeg. It's simple, and eating a slice of this will ignite your inner heroism and propel you forward as Sparkster, the armoured opossum Rocket Knight himself.
31. Skyward Smoked Salmon
A light delicacy, this dish embodies the spirit of the Rito. Delicately smoked to complement the fish's natural richness, it's an elegant dish that feels as weightless and refreshing as a cool breeze flowing over your new wings. This salmon is sure to imbue you with the youthful agility of Tulin, letting you soar high in the sky without a care in the world.
32. 3 Cheese Pizza
Swipe a slice of pure cunning, perfect for a celebratory meal after a late-night heist. A thin, crisp crust provides the ideal foundation, topped with a rich tomato sauce and a daring blend of creamy mozzarella, tangy parmesan, and a touch of smoky gouda. Add a sprinkle of fresh basil, and you’ve got a treat fit for Sly Cooper himself, equipping you with the stealth and smarts to navigate any situation - don’t forget your cane!
33. Spooky Beer
This golden ale is light, with a large bubbly head that gives way to a clean, hoppy bitterness. The finish is crisp and dry, leaving you refreshed and ready for whatever silly, spooky adventures come your way. Enjoying a glass of this charming brew will slip into the body and mind of Lila, ensuring you're always cool, calm, and ready to deal with anything, even if it's the spooky month all year round.
34. The 'Gearhead' Grind
A robust and deeply satisfying artisanal coffee, meticulously engineered to perfection. This brew boasts a rich, dark-chocolate body with nutty undertones and a clean, smoky finish. Each cup is carefully made to provide you with the perfect, focused jolt of energy required for a long day of tinkering and innovation, as you to become the ingenious inventor, Gadget Hackwrench.
35. Mice Tea
This isn't your average cuppa! Our special Mice Tea has an aromatic blend of fragrant camomile sweet honeybush, creating a light, calming infusion that's as comforting as a warm blanket. Each cup is served with a tiny, delicate wafer - the perfect size for the little mouse you’ll soon become...