Furcation's Guide to the Galaxy

Ponk Energy: While the best drink in the universe is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster- the drink defined for its ability to speedrun one through the many stages of drunkedness, hangover, inevitable decline, sobriety, rebound and then moving on and forgetting about the sodding drink. It's widely well known that many companies would simply seek to create their own rather than using the similar level of Quantum Fermentology to cure world hunger or finally giving a conclusive answer to a much debated subject on woodchucking woodchucks.

Ponk energy was the result of such endeavours, created by two ferrets after one was instructed to create a drink of the colour, having mistyped it due to having small paws. The resulting drink has been described by the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as 'Unquestionably Ponk'- and when asked what Ponk actually means, the guide immediately tells you a list of the universes greatest Philosophers, how to contact them, and a list of equally renowned Therapists and Rehabilitation centers for after you two would have loosened up.

- Piece made for Furcation 2023, based on the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy and the Ponk Meme from various furcations. Frankie taking a swig of the infamous drink and Clive describing the situation very succinctly.