Dr. Zootsuit

Dojo Woah-Jo: A Prequel to the Equal?

Published 8/3/2025

Zeydaan finding the lost pitch document for Mojo Dojo, a cancelled show, turning into Mei, a ninja fox girl "The hey is this old thing? Mojomation inc. internal pitch documentation. 'Dojo Mojo'. Never heard of it. Guess the pitch wasn't very good if it's at the bottom of a crate full of magic scrolls." "Oh there's an opening narration... 'In ages past, the art of Ninjutsu thrived. Good and Evil clashed, silent paw and swift sword fighting the true battles that shaped this land. Armis, lords, even great demons... all won or lost their campaigns on the battlefield of the Ninja! Now, in the present, the only wars lords fight are for a second helping of chocolate pudding. and the only ninja I teach... only cares about getting rich and slacking off! Meiiiiiii! Your TV show is starting, and once again, I have had to intro it!' Geeze, does this Sensei guy like to hear himself talk or what? Stuffy old monkey..." "Pretty decent spread of episode concepts... I mean, of course it all sounds good! I bet some of these would be great, actually! Snrk! Oh man, that's a riot! Gahahaha! I can't believe this didn't get made! I deserve - I mean, it deserves at least three seasons! And a movie!" "Oh my god, is this ME!? My design in the original pitch was so goofy! Geeze, I can't imagine if the show had been produced- had been produced fully- with me looking like that!" "Thank goodness I didn't get drawn that way in the thing proper! A shame I only got one season... I feel like maybe we'd have lasted longer if I had someone to share billing with and play off of! Hmm, actually. that gives me an idea..."

An unexpected prequel, showing the origins of Mei. Whether it was the script taking her over, or her abilities manifesting it into being, but soon the pitch document for DojoMojo would come fully into being. One Ninja Fox wouldn't be enough for a whole show, and soon Mei would need to find her sister and the other members of the cast.